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30 January 2009

During Chem spa...

J: haha short.
A: You'd better watch out. I'm going to divorce you tomorrow.
C: 小孩子不要吵
J: LOL HAHAHA. (complains to Esme)
Es: Tell Carlisle that I'm going to divorce him for scolding you all.
J: Carlisle, Esme says she's going to divorce you for scolding Alice and I.
C: I refuse to pay for the lawsuit
Es: I kick you out of the house.
C: The house is mine.
Es: The bank accountsss are mine.
C: The cars are mine.
*Esme was fuming mad and short of things to say*
J: (whispers) The children are mine.
Es: THE CHILDREN ARE MINE.
C: No lor. Since I changed you, you're mine, and thus, overall the children are mine.
*Esme continues fighting with Carlisle*
J: (To Rosalie) If Carlisle and Esme really divorce, who will you go with?
R: I'll go with Emmet, cause unlike you guys, our relationship is strong.
C: (out of the blue) 为什么他们的名字全部这样怪的。
J: LOL. HAHAHAH.
J: (to Emmet) Carlisle and Esme are divorcing.
Em: why?
J: (tells Emmet the whole story). So who you following? Rosalie says she would follow you.
Em: I run out of the house.
J: ya. I fly to africa.

Haha. look who quarrelled instead. :D

29 January 2009

you get to know shuai composers like.....

George Gershwin

Sergei Rachmaninoff
You get to listen to beautiful music like:
Rhapsody in Blue
Rachmaninoff's Piano Concertos
Chopin's Piano works
Franz Liszt's Les Preludes
Numbers from Musicals such as West Side Story
You get inside info on composers:
Tchaikovsky is Homosexual
Schubert had Syphillis
You get to know works such as:
The Creation (the destruction LOL)
You get to know weird names like:
Salomon (Salmon)
Gottfried (Got fried?) Van Swieten
and... lots of Nikolauses and Antons

So join MEP TODAY!!!

lols.

Anway,

Twisted left middle finger.

Agility Compromised, once more. (the first time was when I twisted my wrist due to a fall from playing heeleys.)

I NEED A LEFT HAND TRANSPLANT.

Happy Chinese New Year

18 January 2009

In case of any misunderstandings, and in case of any vagueness.

I solemnly swear, the previous post has NOTHING and I repeat, NOTHING to do with any Choir member.

Thanks.

17 January 2009

This is to you.

I don't even know if you know my blog or whatsoever. But I don't care.

You call my friend irresponsible when you don't even give a damn.

You don't even practice irresponsibility yourself.

You do not have the bloody right to criticise her.

Keep this in mind. Anyone who messes with her, messes with me.

15 January 2009

hahaha. First time having title in Chinese.

Yeah. It's today's chinese compo title. woots. lol.

Anyway, Choir was alright~!

I managed to combine set piece and do some details, the more obvious ones. WHICH IS GOOD :D.

Congratulations Choir. Give yourselves a round of Applause.

STOP. I shouldnt compliment you guys so much lest you get complacent O:

Struggled through the tests this week, after screwing up Emaths last week (it was totally screwed. A B4!) Amaths was like so much better though. Bio and Chem were average. Managed to crap my way through some questions. Which is quite awesome. I hope I get As. whee.

I've decided that one of my new year resolutions is:

To listen in every single class and not fall asleep

yes. I know new year's like some time ago, but still... :D

I still feel bad about not being able to go for Choir though, heard that it was quite bad...!! GAH. But at least I pulled up the standard today, could say I did my part actually? Hmm yeah.

PE today was... HILLARIOUS. Ok I was aggressive sorry. IT WAS LIKE BASKET BALL WITH PINGPONG BALLS. OMG! hahaha.

Collected Money for GOOD PROGRESS AWARD ALR. hehehe. I'm going to squander it on a dress for my piano recital, and for my chunky heels <333. Many will not approve of that but I have my reasons:

1. It's too little to use for my piano fees (they're like TWICE?)

2. The money's already given to ME so I can buy stuff with it.

3. If I don't use it I might never ever use it in the future and when I die, I won't get to spend it at all. Probably my ahem, children, will inherit it. PAH!

So yeah.

NOW SOME STUFF I MAY SQUANDER IT ON (most preferably from topshop hehehe)

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Possible Dresses I might actually Consider.

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SHOES I WANT!!! <333 GREEK SANDLES AND PLATFORMS / CHUNKIES ARE LOVE!

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Shoes that MUMMY wants. Pretty mary Janes and laced ups. :D

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and... that should be all.

BYE.

10 January 2009

*After Dinner on Christmas Eve*

M: I love beef :DDDD

D: When you get a boyfriend hor. Make sure he can bring you to restaurants.

M: lol. moneyyyy.

... ...

Me: Pa. You should teach me how to wire the TV and the Amp and the Dvd player and top box. So next time I can do it myself.

Dad: Don't need what. Just get a boyfriend who knows how to do it.

M: oh ok. lol. But I still want to learn. Just in case. >8)

... ...

M: *struggles with can drink*

D: Come I help you open la.

*Pop*

M: Thanks Pa.

D: Make sure your boyfriend is strong enough to open can drinks ah.

M: Lol. ok. *mental image of Emmet's Abs. lol*

... ...

Dad just said the can drinks thing just now.

Since I've got 3 and 3 is such a nice number, I've decided to post it. But why my dad's so eager for me to get a boyfriend, I don't know.

Oh and Rosalie's one is like "He cannot have tattoos, He cannot smoke, bla bla bla"

Lol.

09 January 2009

OMGOMGOMG.

I HEARD FROM LYNETTE THEORY RESULTS ARE OUT!?!?!

IDK LEH!!

ZOMG!

G6 DISCINCTION = MOOLAH $$$$

anyway, I had heart attack like TWICE TODAY.

ONE

T: Crystal, I need to talk to you.

C: uh ok.

T: regarding you composition portfolio... it seems that we have to submit a proposal and the deadline was last year.

C: WHAT?! MR C DIDNT TELL ME.

T: yeah we know. So we'll check first, meanwhile, would you like to prepare for your Additional Study Performing?\

*discusses about one more duet, and one violin accompaniment*

T: Oh I just checked. That was meant for last year's sec 4.

C: Oh lol. ok.

T: So you can still do your composition.

C: Yeah. ok. thanks.

TWO

C: Where's my diary?

J: I dunno.

A: Crystal, I think your diary is here.

C: WHAT?! YOU CIRCULATED IT AROUND THE CLASS? IT WAS ONLY MEANT FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO WRITE!!

J: omg? I didn't know. Your post it was like so vague. Then I thought you were weird, but since you always do weird stuff I decided to just let you do your weird stuff.

C: ?!?!?!!!!! OMG I WANT TO KILL YOU. I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

J: Crystal, I'm sorry... ):

C: I don't get it! EINSTEIN understood and you didn't?!?!

C: (to einstein) I sincerely thank you for your smarts.

J: Well, it has always been a known fact that einstein is obviously more clever than I am.

C:ARGH!!!!

*15 mins of shouting*

C:I'm going to lose my voice lah. If I lose my voice it's all your fault.

ARGH.

I'm still a bit pissed off now. But after listening to Eunice play Chopin's Nocturne in F minor, I feel a little better.

But im really scared I'll lose my voice Like shinny. Cause on thurs My vocal chords cant open and I'm more of like "saying" than "singing" Essassa. shitz.

Shoujin came back to visit today.

I missed her alot really :D

Talked mainly about school, I asked about how JC life was like, talked about JC MEP and stuff. JC seems to have more freedom. and JC MEP includes more hearing, which I'm not that afriad of. I'm more afraid of Argumentative Essays. Since my argumentatives suck suck suck. But for the love of music, I'm going to join anyway. I'm going to work super duper hard!!! :D

Turns out Shou jin is another MEP lover like me. YAY.

You see, it's really hard to find people who are really dedicated to mep. and shoujin's always sort of there and I actually never noticed o.o I'm sorry.

Ok I shall go now.

BYE

07 January 2009

Rosalie: That's KW's Sister.

Emmet: What the angmoh is KW's Sister?

Edward, Jasper & Rosalie have a laughing fit all at once.

Emmet: Huh?

Rosalie: No. The girl with the angmoh is KW's sister.

Emmet: Oh.

after we got our "food"*

Rosalie: The angmoh is KW's sister's boyfriend.

Emmet: The angmoh is a male?

Jasper: Oh. no. The angmoh is female.

Edward, Jasper & Rosalie bursts out in laughter once more.

Emmet: Eh I really thought he was a she.

Rosalie: Later we walk back, you see.

Emmet: Later really is girl leh?

Edward: IT'S A GUY LAR.

... and that's roughly how the conversation ended.

03 January 2009

omg. didn't know people on devart did quizzes.

HERE GOES NOTHIN.

1. Cigarette: nope. i wan't my life
2. Sex: O.O no
3. Relationship: single
4. Your Last Ex: YOU. HAHAHA
5. Power ranger: Red ranger is da best! xD
6. Marijuana: cracks your bones.
7. Crack: O:
8. Food: RICE! AND LAKSA
9. Who: ME!
10. War: Guns & Bombs.
11. Cars: Vroom.
12. Gas: source of energy
13. Halloween: not celebrated much in singapore. D;
14. Bon Jovi: heard before
15. Religion: Buddhist
16. MySpace: is weird
17. Worst Fear: da dark! D:
18. Marriage: pretty dresses :DDDDD
19. Fashion: BURBERRY <3
20. Brunettes: who?
21. Redheads: COCO ROCHA
22. Work: study
23. Pass the time: COMP.
24. One night stands: uh...?
25. Cell Phone: VIEWTY
26. the void: wth is that
27. Pixie Stix: dunno what
28. Vanilla Ice Cream: with cookie dough? :D
29. Porta Potties: used by babies? (RHYMES)
30. Pajamas: long.
32. Woods: WOODLANDS XD
33. Surfers: have nice abs
34. Pictures: memories
35. First Love: Not you.
THE LETTER A
are you available?: yes, but I don't want to be. right now.
what is your age?: 15
what annoys you?: Liarss.
THE LETTER B
do you live in a big house?: a flat.
when is your birthday?: August 16th
THE LETTER C
what's your favorite candy?: strawberry flavoured gummies :D or apple.
who's your crush?: ZACK FAIR. <33333
when was the last time you cried?: when I rewatched the sad scene of Zack dying and unable to return to Aerith.
THE LETTER D
do you daydream?: Probably
do you like dogs?: They are fine.
what day of the week is it?: Saturday
THE LETTER E
how do you like your eggs?: Scrambled / Ommelette
have you ever been in the emergency room?: Nope.
what's the easiest thing ever to do?: Breathe
THE LETTER F
have you ever flown in a plane: Yes
do you use fly swatters?: My bare hands
have you ever used a foghorn: wth is that?
THE LETTER G
do you chew gum?: hi chew :D
-are you a giver or a taker?: Giver
-do you like gummy candies?: YUMM.
THE LETTER H
how are you?: fine (standard answer)
what color is your hair?: Black
THE LETTER I
what's your favorite ice cream?: TIRAMISU. Or choc will do.
Do you play an instrument?: Piano.
THE LETTER J
what's your favorite jelly bean?: Strawberry flavoured ones.
do you wear jewelry?: earrings.
THE LETTER K
who do you want to kill?: Anyone who tries to stalk me
do you want kids?: one or two
THE LETTER L
are you laid back?: depends.
THE LETTER M
what's your favorite musical?: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. LOLOL. West side story la.
do you still watch disney movies?: I want to buy hercules dvd and rewatch actually.
do you like mangos?: yum
THE LETTER N
do you have a nickname?: Crys. crystiepoo (wth?!).
what's your favorite number?: 9
do you prefer night over day?: Night = sleep :D
THE LETTER O
what's your one wish?: To be a hero! haha no la. To succeed in everything I do?
are you an only child?: Yep.
THE LETTER P
what's one fear you are most paranoid about?: i dont know
what's a personality trait you look for in people?: a little bit of everything I guess. It's only normal
THE LETTER Q
are you quick to judge people?: People say i judge people well.
THE LETTER R
do you think you're always right?: I'm always wrong
you watch reality tv?: Sometimes
are you one to cry?: Depends
THE LETTER S
do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain
do you like snow?: Never seen before.
what's your favorite season?: Autumn (used to be winter, but autumn's more colourful so yeah)
The letter T
what time is it?: 9.25am
what time did you wake up?: around 8.
when was the last time you slept in a tent?: I CANT REMEMBER.
THE LETTER U
are you wearing underwear?: NO. HAHAHA. yes la. (perv)
THE LETTER V
what's the worst veggie?: PAPAYA ( i know it's a fruit but still...)
where do you want to go on vacation?: Athens.
THE LETTER W
what's your worst habit?: Not being able to use the chopstick well.
where do you live?: At my house
who do you work for?: no one.
THE LETTER X
have you ever had an x-ray?: Nope. Ultrasound yes, (no it's not because I'm pregnant =.=)
have you seen the x-games?: HUH?
can you play a xylophone?: yeah
THE LETTER Y
do you like the color yellow?: Not really.
what's one thing you yearn for?: Eternal Happiness.
THE LETTER Z
what's your zodiac sign?: Rooster
do you believe in the zodiac?: I read for fun
favorite zoo animal?: RABBITS & BUNNIES.

Ok, ciao.